Naming a new band can be tricky. After all, it needs to convey so much in just a few words, and you're stuck with it forever. Twitter account @pisspoorbands curates an ever growing list of horrible band names both real and imagined. Here. in no particular order, are 20 of the worst:
- Craig and His List
- Menstrual Pancake
- Wooden Juicebox
- The Punted Child
- Justin Thyme
- Like a Brown Nail
- The Coolest Spandex
- The Semi-Solids
- Beware of Hotdog
- Cumbersome Horse Pill
- Leaving Large Puddles
- Assfault
- It Takes Two to Mango
- Fish Hickey
- Duncan & The Donuts
- Comb Out The Crumbs
- Tim Buck, Too
- When Erosion Happens
- Prison Dating
- Suburban Brad and the Pitts